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I want a tiny puppy 😭


“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

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if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

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Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?


ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!